闲极无聊笑一笑

如题～
最近不懂应该要写什么东西
所以今天跑去赤壁里的论坛逛逛
结果发现了很多笑话
我今天就发两个笑话给大家看看吧～
希望你们会喜欢^^||


爸爸的情书..
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！很有一套喔！

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Dear wang litte sister:

From see you one eye, I **** love you.
You r eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 2! 5.
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early f*ck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !

沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
全版如下

老媽翻譯 !

Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的 王 小姐

From see you one eye, I **** love you! .
自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。

I ! call Li big great. Toyear 25 .
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early f*ck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有! 強壯的身 體來保護你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於 「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人

…… 原來 做早操 的英文是 do early f*ck……

还有一个国语的笑话
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apeku potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..





























Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........lah